30 things every boyfriend should know

1. Don't cheat on them. It may seem foolproof,
but girls tell each other everything about
everything. Trust me, they WILL find out and you
will be mud.

2. Beware of every single male relative and all
guy friends. Any of them would kick your @$$ at
the drop of a hat, and a lot of them wouldn't
even
wait for the damn hat.

3. Never miss an opportunity to tell them
they're beautiful.

4. Don't refuse to kiss in front of your friends.
If
they laugh at you, it's because they're jealous.

5. If they slap you hard, you deserved it.

6. Don't be afraid to touch them if you want to.
If they're going out with you in the first place,
it's
because they like being in your arms.

7. Not all of them eat like birds, a lot of them
can eat like whales.

8. Every girl should eventually get three things
from her boyfriend- a stuffed animal, one of his
sweatshirts, and a really pretty ring. Even if
it's
not a serious relationship.

9. Make sure she gets home safely as often as
you can. If you're dropping her off, walk her to
the door. If you aren't dropping her off, call to
be
sure she's home safely.

10. If a guy is bothering her, it is your right
to
kick the $hit out of him.

11. If you're talking to a female friend of
yours,
pull your girlfriend closer.

12. Never, ever slap her, even if it's just in a
joking way. Even if she swats you first, and
says, "Oh, you're so dumb" or something, never
make any gestures back.

13. Go to a chick flick once in a while. She
doesn't care whether you enjoy it or not, it just
matters that you went.

14. You're dead meat if you can't get along with
their pets, parents and best friends. Be prince
charming to their friends, Mr. Polite to their
parents, and make sure to be nice to their
animals.

15. Don't flirt with their moms...that's just
freaky.

16. Don't be freaked out by PMS. It's not
gross, and it really does make them feel like
$hit, so be understanding.

17. Don't stress where you go for every date.
They really only want to be with you.

18. If they complain that something hurts, rub it
and even gently kiss it for them without being
asked.

19. Girls are fragile. Even if you're play
fighting/wrestling, be very gentle.

**20**. Memorize their god damn birthdays.
You forget her birthday and you're basically
screwed for life.

21. Don't give her something stupid for her
birthday or Christmas or Valentine's day. It
doesn't have to be expensive, but it has to be
meaningful.

22. If you think the relationship isn't going to
last,
don't wait to find out. Just end it. It will only
hurt you
more if you draw it out.

23. Be the most wonderful and sweet guy that
you could be; she'll notice.

24. Invite her to your house, tell your parents
good things about her, brag about her to your
friends; it'll make her feel good

25. It's always okay to break rules only on
some occasions; be sure to take risks; call her
in
the middle of the night, walk to her house in the
rain to comfort her from the thunder, but at the
same time, respect her parents.

26. Accept her flaws, just like how she will
accept yours.

27. Love her for who she is.

28. Surprise her when you get the chance.
There isn't aisn't a girl in the world who
doesn't
like surprises.

29. After you've been dating for a while, realize
that they really have started to trust you. When
you
have a girlfriend who truly trusts you, you have
a lot more responsibility, privilege and control
than
you would think. Be careful with it, most guys
would kill for that kind of power, and it can be
lost
in a nanosecond.

30. Cherish her, respect her, love her.